What the F#$%’s in the Water? Lil Wayne & Ja Rule Both Arrested in NY

Newsday.com has reported that both Lil Wayne and Ja Rule were arrested last night in separate incidents in NY. It’s reported that at around 10:30 pm Ja Rule was pulled over for speeding, but cops found a .40-calibur pistol upon searching the vehicle. Only hours later, Lil Wayne was arrested under claims that cops found witnessed him and another guy smoking weed after his performance at the Beacon Theatre. When they searched him, they discovered he had a .40-calibur pistol on him too. All I can say is wtf?! You rappers need to learn how to be more conspicious when COMMITTING ILLEGAL CRIMES!!! I mean, you’re kinda asking to get caught when you’re smoking in public! Anyway, in some more bizarre news, Lil Wayne is featured on Ja Rule’s latest single Uh Oh, to be released on his upcoming album. It’s not so bizarre that the two that collaborated got arrested on the same night, but more so because Ja Rule’s coming out with a new album. Wtf!? I almost thought he gave that dream up when 50 murdered his career years ago.

Click here to watch the two of them get hauled off. Courtesy of Breitbart.tv

Photos courtesty of VH1.com

In White People News: Paris Ordered Back to Jail!!

 

I’ve been following up on this story, but I didn’t think Paris was worthy of my writing time. However, so much has been going on these past few days that I just MUST report it. First she gets out of jail early for an “unspecified illness” after serving less than 3 days of a 23 day sentence! Now you know that was going to bring out Al Sharpton getting ready to march on Washington. He was reportedly in talk with the California DA to get her back in prison to serve her sentence. I have no clue whether that had any impact, but I do know that homegirl messed it up for herself anyway. So much happened today that I can’t even rewrite the whole thing. MediaTakeout.com said it best, so I’m going to use their direct timeline to give you a rundown of the ignorance that went down today. Proceed to laugh your ass off. 

June 08, 2007. MediaTakeOut.com is trying it’s best to keep up with this Paris Hilton mess. Here’s what’s gone on so far. We’ll update this posting everytime something changes.

10: 45 – Paris Hilton was supposed to come to court this morning to appear before the judge. Miss Smarty Pants decided not to come to court. Instead, homegirl tried to call in and have the judge say what he had to say over the telephone.

11:45 – The judge SPAZZED OUT and sent a police car over to Paris house to go bring her azz to court. Now there’s helicopters following the police car and everything. It’s almost like the OJ Simpson car chase

12:11 – There’s all kinds of commotion outside Paris’ house. That chile’ may be trying to run

12:55 – The Sheriff arrived at Paris’ house..

1:15 – Paris is in the police car. It looked like they had her in handcuffs…

1:20 – HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! The craziest thing happened. The paparazi attacked the police car with Paris in it. Them fools wuz trin’ to get a picture and almost caused an accident. This whole thing is such a FREAKIN MESS!!!!

1:25 – One of the NBC reporters got run down by Paris in the police car!! BWAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! He’s alright though…

1:30 – There are reports that Paris was scheduled to throw a party tonight to celebrate getting home early from jail. Word is that Nicole Richie was going to be throwing it. And the judge spazzed out after he found about the party…

1:55 – Paris Hilton has arrived at the courthouse

3:03 – PARIS HILTON WAS JUST ORDERED BACK TO JAIL!!!!!

3:05 – Reports are that when Paris learned she’d be going back to jail she started screaming “Mom, Mom, Mom” and the Court Officers had to drag her off to jail.

3:10 – The Judge is now making Paris serve out the full 45 day term (as opposed to the 23 days she initially was scheduled to serve).

Guess there’s not party tonight…

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